Having Your Relationship on Blast on Social Networks

Here is why I'm writing this blog. I had a mini tangent on FB after trying to write on someones wall. And I just got itrritated.

I really hate how people have to make themselves known on peoples pages...lol. that is one of my biggest pet peeves.. If its your mans page then u shouldn't have to communicate with him on FB. send him a text or something. Cause I don't wanna read, what u was thinking about him, and what y'all did last night, and BLAH BLAH BLAH... people r so wack. u don't need to do alllllll that just to stamp your territory! LAME!!!!!

So I was on FB minding my own business when I go to say hello, or post a positive comment on a friends wall when I get sidetracked into reading updates from his current girlfriend. Look I really don't wanna know why you couldn't sleep last night because you were thinking of your man, or that you forgot to tell him something while you were on the phone last night. Or Just making it clear that this person is your man and actually saying it on his page. (SD-if he is your boyfriend do you really need to tell him thats who he is on HIS PAGE LOL). Or that you wanna make it clear that y'all live in the same house and you ask your man to come back to bed when he is just downstairs, Or that you going on your man while he is in the other room, and he going on you at the same time..LOL I feel like people just don't keep anything sacred anymore. Its nothing wrong with once in a while saying something sweet about your boo on your status, but writing entire paragraphs on his page to tell him how much you love him, or  how he is a great man better than all the past BF and then the next week you frying this guy talking about how he ain't shit, and he needs to come and get his shit out of your house..LMAO...Its comical.

First if you haven't noticed a lot of guys don't like their relationship all on blast anyway, that's just how men are. I have a lot of male friends that don't wanna speak about their relationships on FB, not because they are out here doing shady things but mostly cause its no ones business. For some reason women feel the need to let others know about the relationship she is having. I believe its insecurity, I don't think its just because you felt like saying something on his wall you wanted to make sure every word that you typed really said, "this is my man, just in case you didn't know". Its just weak, I know you got his number, you might have his work number, his email, his Skype, his Oovoo or you in the same damn room with him... JOINT Say it to his face..LMAO why the hell do we need to know what you are thinking about your man, I dont care. You dedicating your statuses to these men but are they doing the same for you...NOOOOOO they talking about work, and where they ate last night, and the fat J they just rolled, and the hangover they got, and that their girl is getting on their nerves, or how they stayed up all night play 2k11...HA! You are not getting the broadcast you are craving sorry... sooo all that peeing all over his FB page doesn't fucking matter cause he is just irritated and trying to figure out why you are so damn extra. You know how I know...Cause I have mostly male friends and guess what...They are not feeling your extra ass, and maybe you would get a shot out on their page if you chill the fuck out.

I don't like being interrupted by your relationship when Im trynna say something funny on my friend's pages, or go on them about that silly ass pic they got up. YOU ARE IN THE WAY. LOL. And now I have to read what you wrote but its funny, and I'm curious and well its just our nature to read shit that is in front of us..LOL...

Then there is that couple that makes us allllllll mad. You know them, they breakup on FB, they argue on FB, they write notes about each other talking about how pissed they are, and how they want them to leave. All the while these silly asses are in the same damn room as each other. I am shocked how many couples I come across on FB that do this to each other, and get us all wrapped in their shit cause its kinda like watching an accident on the highway. You driving by slow as hell cause you really wanna see what happened...LOL But its holding you up from where you need to be. Same thing as FB. Like maybe its immaturity. I write when I am mad about something but y'all NEVER EVER know who I am talking about, and sometimes you don't have a clue what I am talking about, WHY? because its none of your damn business. If I wanted you to know, and I consider you close enough to me to be all up in my business then guess what, Im gonna call you directly, or email you, or text you to fill you in on my shit.

Look people Im not saying you cant give your boo some love on FB, but some things are just extra. Every time I write something on your mans page you don't need to write, right after me.. PRESSED...lol...Like are you really trying to make your presence known on FB...lol

Don't make a fool of yourself, Don't write all that shit on your status and then get mad when he break up with your dumb ass...LOL... or don't be writing love letters on his page and then go on him cause you caught him doing some dumb shit. HE doesn't look dumb, YOU DO!

If I haven't seen you in 5-10 years and when we finally have a conversation but don't have anything to talk about because I already know how your kids are, how your relationship has been going, I mean we don't even need to catch up then that means YOU SAY TOO MUCH ON FB!

Do you think if you write all that shit on your wall that your man is gonna fuck up less than he already is. Do you think that the thirsty bitches out here are gonna stop trying to fuck you man cause you put on his page last night that you love him and that he is the best ever. UGH NO! The girls who really mess with your man are gonna use that as fuel for their conversation, they are gonna use it as a sarcastic joke to get your man to laugh...RIGHT into her arms..LMAO

No but really, Lets keep your relationship information to a minimum, we don't need to know all the details, Keep that shit between you and your man, keep it special. Don't be so eager to let us into yalls world. GROW THE FUCK UP!

Thanks!